The Great Toy Search
But, have you ever thought about making your own? You can purchase kits to make a cast of your own dick or pussy. Or someone else’s for that matter–sort of a memento. I have been considering buying one of those penis-casting kits to try out. I came across a site that sells a very impressive kit and I may just have to get one and let everyone know how it works out. If it works well, you will know as soon as I do.
Buying these things can be a little intimidating. I know when I have went into the local sex shop, the first few times it bothered me to know that the people in there would recognize me on the street or in, say, the grocery store. It hit me after a while, though. What the fuck were they looking for, too? I seriously doubt one of them would point at me in the cereal aisle and say, “Look honey, she was buying a big, fat dildo a few days ago when I was buying your lesbian DVD.”
Nope. I don’t think so. I stopped letting it bother me. It is even less of a hassle buying toys online, because you do not have to look a clerk in the face or hear their speculations on what you are going to be doing. Some dip once asked me, “Whatcha going to do tonight?” when I picked up a new Jack Rabbit vibe. Looked him straight in the eye and said, “Don’t you know? These motherfuckers shake one hell of a martini.” The packages arrive in a plain brown box, perfect to keep the neighbors guessing.
Most of all, I’ve been thinking about buying a new toy. There are a few I have my eye on. Probably the one I would love to purchase most would be the Sybian, but that is just a wee bit out of my price range. Orgasms are wonderful, but not worth over a grand. I do know that whatever I purchase will most likely be silicone. When you want a top of the line toy, silicone is where it’s at. Easy to clean, heck they are dishwasher safe in many instances. Silicone also carries vibrations well and also holds heat, which is a plus in a toy. It also needs to vibrate, but not sound like a Kawasaki bike. I will keep you updated in my search for the perfect toy. Or toys.
Do you have a favorite?
